So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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