What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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