i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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