She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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