That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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