Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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