But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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