Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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