Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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