I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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