The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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