he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Even my vagina gasped.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Alive.
So much puke
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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