Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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