5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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