please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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