Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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