Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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