In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize