do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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