I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize
