So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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