ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
