:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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