turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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