I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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