is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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