Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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