Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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