What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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