yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't put those talents on a resume
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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