You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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