I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
my poor anus
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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