Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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