i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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