But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
