Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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