He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
