Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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