I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
