after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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