I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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