you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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