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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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