Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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