Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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