Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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