Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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