i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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