We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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