I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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