Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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