If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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