I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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