He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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